Another joke do to lack of insperation.... Man do i need to get laid..... JUST JOKING MOM!

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to
find out about something exciting and relate it to
the class the next day. When the time came for the
little kids to give their reports, the teacher was
calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to
call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes
could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came.
Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class,
and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on
the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher
couldn't figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his
report on something exciting, so she asked him just
what that was. "It's a period" reported Johnnie.
"Well I can see that" she said. "But what is so
exciting about a period?" "Damned if I know" said
Johnnie, "but this morning my sister said she missed
one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and
the man next door shot himself."